For the baby or physician spouse who has everything comes the I Heart Guts line of plush human organ toys.  These cuddly organs resemble the major parts of the human body but without all that fear of communicable disease.  Check out the uterus (“womb service”) or the liver (“I’m a liver, not a fighter”).  This makes bears seem so passé.

Pictured is “Pancreas Plush” (“Gimme some sugar“)

Note to self: Bookmark this site for Valentine’s Day.